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vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

castiels-feathery-butt:

tyflowsion:

what if ducks threw bread back at you

you’d have to duck

this is one of those posts that makes you step back and re-examine your entire worldview

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Jul

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself
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Jul

avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying

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Jul

wishingwhileyouwork:

teresatothemax:

alcoholicgifts:

zebablah:

decimare:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

CHRIS STAHP. CHRIS PLS

what is going on

if he learned how to do a twist out I’d stan

I’m attracted to him suddenly.

HE BRAIDS HAIR BETTER THAN ME

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23
Jul

End Title Sequence

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cumberbatchweb:

Poster for The Hobbit The Battle of the Five Armies.
Smaug!
https://twitter.com/TheHobbitMovie/status/491991311289839617

cumberbatchweb:

Poster for The Hobbit The Battle of the Five Armies.

Smaug!

https://twitter.com/TheHobbitMovie/status/491991311289839617

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Jul

majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

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Jul

thatscienceguy:

Guys looks what i found on Amazon!!!!image

An hourglass that uses magnetic fluid!

and in case you forgot how awesome magnetic fluid is…

image

Heres the link! go buy one! (or two and send me one, cause im poor, even though its only $20…)

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ultrafacts:

thatonefagget:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source)

I would let it sting me.

ultrafacts:

thatonefagget:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source)

I would let it sting me.

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Jul

2014 version of ‘smell’

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